Now here is a tool that will fix everything! (Not so sure about fixing the software bugs though.)
And as the original site says:

Wenger wants you to do one thing: throw out your old knives. Actually, it wants you to do several things: throw out your bike tools, your toiletries, your laser pointer and so on, because you can find all of these instruments in a huge Swiss Army knife, which includes every tool the company makes. Wenger is calling the contraption “Giant Knife Version 1.0.

Giant Knife Version 1.0