Meet the Nerds
Can't compile, so he's laughed at by the rest of the team. And he can't break-through IE6. With HTML 5, he's certain he can do...anything.
Three characters for the price of one, but they do less damage than any in-house dev. Good for scratching the surface, not for breaking through.
Forks into 3 smaller, crappier devs.
Rarely seen during daylight hours, but the guy you want to throw at the tricky stuff. Best used to bust through hard problems but leaves a mess.
Accelerates with Red Bull.
More process than progress. This dev fails fast and fails often.
Drops a jargon bomb on each level.
The Dev Manager
The most useless character in the game. Nobody is quite sure what this character does.
Prone to flipflopping.
Capable of blowing up an entire level unexpectedly. Displays poor accuracy when targeting bugs, but a good nuclear option when your other characters aren't cutting it.
Explodes at random, often to devastating effect.
These pernicious bugs infest even the best software projects. Wipe them out, or they'll wipe out your project.